93 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Questions

1. Why is One Side of the V-formation of Ducks Flying Overhead Longer Than the Other?

It has more ducks. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on January 15, 2025| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

2. Duck Herding Consultant

Job Description: Advise ducks on forming perfect V formations, navigating ponds efficiently, and quacking with confidence. Must mediate between rebellious ducks and strict pond leaders.
Perks: Fresh air and occasional bread crumbs. Opportunity to bond with nature’s sassiest creatures.
Requirement: Proficiency in “duck whispering” and a strong tolerance for wet feet.
See also Birds.

Added by Randoopa2012 on December 21, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3. Piwakawaka

An insectivorous, fantail bird native to New Zealand. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2024| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

4. Vogelkop Superb Bird-of-Paradise

A new species of bird. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

5. Yellow-Bellied Sap Sucker

It’s just… its name sounds like an insult. See also Birds.

Added by UltraDragon88 on March 13, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

6. Apple Goose

Apple juice, but for geese. See also Birds, Fruits.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

7. Moustached Puffbird

Accurate. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Waterproofing a Chicken and Giving it a Kazoo

Also know as how God made a duck. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on September 22, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Dry Ducks

Also known as chickens. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 11, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2023| 23 Comments | You Like This |

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