Funny Jobs
Duck Herding Consultant
Job Description: Advise ducks on forming perfect V formations, navigating ponds efficiently, and quacking with confidence. Must mediate between rebellious ducks and strict pond leaders.
Perks: Fresh air and occasional bread crumbs. Opportunity to bond with nature’s sassiest creatures.
Requirement: Proficiency in “duck whispering” and a strong tolerance for wet feet.
See also Birds.
