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Duck Herding Consultant

Job Description: Advise ducks on forming perfect V formations, navigating ponds efficiently, and quacking with confidence. Must mediate between rebellious ducks and strict pond leaders.
Perks: Fresh air and occasional bread crumbs. Opportunity to bond with nature’s sassiest creatures.
Requirement: Proficiency in “duck whispering” and a strong tolerance for wet feet.
See also Birds.

Randoopa2012

Added by Randoopa2012 on December 21, 2024 | You Like This |

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actually its bad to feed ducks bread

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