93 Entries Tagged “Birds”

71. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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72. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

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73. Moon Pigeons

A label NASA applied to the mysterious things astronauts would see on the moon. See also Birds.

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74. Walking Eagle

Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.

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75. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

76. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Questions

77. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

78. Green Heron

Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.

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Funny Phobias

79. Alektorophobia

Fear of chickens. See also Birds.

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Funny Foods

80. Cockscombs

The wiggly red bits on top of a rooster's head. (Yes, you can actually eat those.) See also Birds.

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