91 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Anti-Jokes

61. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

62. Eating Chicken on Thanksgiving

See also Birds.

Added by beep on November 28, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

63. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

64. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2017| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

65. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

66. Gyrfalcon

A real bird with a fantasy name. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

67. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?

It would be silent. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 5, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

68. Happy Valley Goose-Bay, Canada

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 3, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

69. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

70. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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