95 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Animals

21. Rainbow Turkey

Also known as a parrot. See also Birds.

Added by Joketeller2317 on December 4, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

22. We Place Too Much Emphasis on the Early Bird’s Good Luck, and Not Enough on the Early Worm’s Bad Luck

Poor worm. See also Birds, Nature.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on December 2, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

23. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on November 15, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

24. Dickcissel

Poor bird. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

25. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

Added by a Guest on May 11, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

26. Hey, all the pigeons called, and they asked you to stop eating their food off the floor.

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

27. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

See also Airplanes, Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

28. The Unstoppable Goose Of Inevitable Destruction

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on March 16, 2021| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

29. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

30. Fighting With the Goose For the Cracker

I mean, geese steal food right? See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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