22 Entries Tagged “Dinosaurs”

Funny Sayings

1. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.

Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by Vector on February 26, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Reviving Dinosaurs on an Island 207 Miles off the Coast of Costa Rica

Nothing bad will happen. We spared no expense. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on September 14, 2021| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2020| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

4. We Have No Proof That Dinosaurs Roared

They could of mooed for all we know. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on June 29, 2020| 18 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Bringing Back Dinosaurs and Training Them to Use Guns

See also Dinosaurs, Guns.

Added by IWishIHadBetterUsername on May 5, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

6. Dinosaur Duster

Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.

Added by speedybegal on October 1, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

Added by a Guest on August 8, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Velocirabbit

Also know as a kangaroo. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on July 7, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on May 29, 2017| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?

Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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