22 Entries Tagged “Dinosaurs”

Funny Questions

11. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?

A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.

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12. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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13. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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14. Why Can't You Hear a Dinosaur Go to the Bathroom?

The dinosaurs are all dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Sayings

15. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel

See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.

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16. Why Did the Dinosaur Say Hi to the Little Girl?

Because he was being polite. See also Dinosaurs, Etiquette.

Added by LivieBellie on January 13, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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17. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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18. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?

Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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19. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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20. T-Rex No Like Push-Ups Shop

Its nose is too big and its arms are too small. See also Dinosaurs, Fitness.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2012| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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