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"Never Wear Anything That Panics the Cat."

- P.J. O'Rourke See also Cats.

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A friend came to our Hallowe'en party dressed as a rat. Our cat spent hours hiding under the bed.

Bruce on May 14, 2022

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ok so never wear cucumbers, spray bottles, or rocking chairs. good advice.

i love kittens on June 1, 2024

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