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41. Clinomania

The excessive desire to stay in bed. See also Sleep.

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42. Pageantitis Follicles

Ladies hair done up BIG! for beauty pageants, weddings, proms, etc.

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43. Sleep Acnea

An affliction where you snore a lot and wake up the next day with spots on your face. See also Made Up, Sleep.

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44. Auto-Brewery Syndrome

Seriously—you can make beer in your gut and get drunk off it. See also Alcohol.

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45. Anti-Social Mood Disorder

Um, "being a jerk," right? See also Antisocial.

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46. Synesthesia

Having senses connected. Some people can smell music!

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47. Jargon Aphasia

A disease that causes people to speak random words, thinking that they make sense.

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48. Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

Condition with symptoms similar to pseudohypoparathyroidism but not the characteristic abnormal levels of calcium and phosphorus. See also Redundant.

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49. Silly Yak Disease

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50. Basorexia

The overwhelming desire to kiss.

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