11 Entries Tagged “Sleep”

Funny Observations

1. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2. Hurkle-Durkle

200-year-old Scottish word meaning to lounge about in bed hours after it was time to get up. A delightful word for delightful activity. See also Scottish, Sleep.

Added by Tyler on November 11, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

4. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."

Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 31, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Screamy Dreamy

Also known as a nightmare. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

7. Clinomania

The excessive desire to stay in bed. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2017| 24 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

8. Sleep Acnea

An affliction where you snore a lot and wake up the next day with spots on your face. See also Made Up, Sleep.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Inemuri

The art of sleeping in public, perfected in Japan. Surprisingly common in the USA, too. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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