12 Entries Tagged “Sleep”

Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Say You're “Just Resting My Eyes” When Someone Tries to Show You Something and You’re Sleeping

We all know you fell asleep. Just admit it. Also you snore. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on February 3, 2025| 3 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

2. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

Funny Words

3. Hurkle-Durkle

200-year-old Scottish word meaning to lounge about in bed hours after it was time to get up. A delightful word for delightful activity. See also Scottish, Sleep.

Added by Tyler on November 11, 2023| 2 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

4. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

Funny Quotes

5. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."

Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 31, 2019| 2 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

6. Screamy Dreamy

Also known as a nightmare. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2018| Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

7. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2017| 8 Comments | 153 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

8. Clinomania

The excessive desire to stay in bed. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2017| 24 Comments | 107 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

9. Sleep Acnea

An affliction where you snore a lot and wake up the next day with spots on your face. See also Made Up, Sleep.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2017| 3 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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