34 Entries Tagged “Death”

Funny Observations

11. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

12. If Einstein was so smart, why is he dead?

See also Death, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 3, 2022| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

13. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

See also Death, Fonts.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2021| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

14. You Will be the Last Person to Die in Your Lifetime

? See also Death.

Added by a Guest on July 13, 2020| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

15. At Some Point During Cremation, the Body is Perfectly Cooked

🤨 See also Death.

Added by whenwafflesfly on June 25, 2020| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

16. Dying of Old Age is Just Dying of Not Dying

See also Death.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

17. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

Added by a Guest on December 1, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

18. If You Kill a Killer, the Amount of Killers in the World Stays the Same

See also Death.

Added by milesb on October 16, 2019| 29 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

19. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

20. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

Added by Josobeast on February 6, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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