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Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

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Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019 | You Like This |

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cloelius

I think it has to do with life insurance...

cloelius on April 13, 2021

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dying on your 100th birthday. either that, or dying right after saying "welp, i will die in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. goodbye."

i love kittens on May 15, 2024

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