Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
61. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
See also Birds.
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62. There's no cow on the ice.
A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.
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63. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times
See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.
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64. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278
You were too lazy to read those numbers.
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65. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.
That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.
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67. √-1 2^3 − π... And it was Delicious!
Translates to "I ate sum pi ... and it was delicious" See also Math.
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68. I hate Russian nesting dolls—they’re so full of themselves.
Is that an inside joke?
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70. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t
See also Profanity, Scatological.