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21. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.

Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.

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22. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.

The worse news is that I caught it.

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23. Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit Altum Videtur

Latin for, “Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.” See also Latin.

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24. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

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25. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

See also Technology, Violence.

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26. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

See also Alcohol.

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27. Get Up! Your Cereal’s Getting Cold!

Beg your pardon? See also Breakfast.

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28. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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29. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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30. If I Had a Penny for Every time Someone Called Me Sexy, I Would be in Debt

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