Funny Sayings

21. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

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22. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

See also Technology, Violence.

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23. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

See also Alcohol.

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24. Get Up! Your Cereal’s Getting Cold!

Beg your pardon? See also Breakfast.

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25. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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26. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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27. If I Had a Penny for Every time Someone Called Me Sexy, I Would be in Debt

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28. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

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29. Holy Crow!

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30. Life is Soup, and I Am a Fork

See also Cutlery.

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