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21. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

See also Alcohol.

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22. Get Up! Your Cereal’s Getting Cold!

Beg your pardon? See also Breakfast.

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23. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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24. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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25. If I Had a Penny for Every time Someone Called Me Sexy, I Would be in Debt

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26. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

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27. Holy Crow!

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28. Life is Soup, and I Am a Fork

See also Cutlery.

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29. It Tiss What It Tiss

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30. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…

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