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21. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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22. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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23. If I Had a Penny for Every time Someone Called Me Sexy, I Would be in Debt

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24. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

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25. Holy Crow!

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26. Life is Soup, and I Am a Fork

See also Cutlery.

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27. It Tiss What It Tiss

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28. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…

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29. Rugby is Just Vegan Football

See also Football.

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30. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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