6 Entries Tagged “Chickens”

Funny Questions

1. If You Can Get Salmonella from Eating Raw Chicken, Will Eating Raw Salmon Give You Chickenella?

See also Chickens, Fish.

Added by Banjopikr on September 26, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. If You Don't Have A Bookmark, Use a Rotisserie Chicken Instead

See also Chickens.

Added by xinxaxao on May 6, 2024| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 13, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Bird Bites

Also known as chicken nuggets. See also Chickens, Fast Food.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

5. People Who Take Care of Chickens Are Chicken Tenders

Literally. See also Chickens, Farming.

Added by a Guest on January 5, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To escape the farm that has been killing his family for generations. See also Chickens, Dark.

Added by salmon on November 16, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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