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If You Can Get Salmonella from Eating Raw Chicken, Will Eating Raw Salmon Give You Chickenella?

See also Chickens, Fish.

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Added by Banjopikr on September 26, 2024 | You Like This |

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Yes?

miharu on October 8, 2024

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no, it will give you stage 2 lung cancer. the fumes of the uncooked and unseasoned (i'm talking to you 'merica) salmon makes your body unable to breathe. side-effects of stage 2 lung cancer include, wheezing, coughing on air, mouth-breathing, and coughing (oh no, I might have stage 2 lung cancer o.o)

ghostpotato on October 9, 2024

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