Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
11. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.
Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Sayings
12. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.
The worse news is that I caught it.
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13. Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit Altum Videtur
Latin for, “Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.” See also Latin.
Funny Sayings
14. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
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15. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing
See also Technology, Violence.
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