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11. If Robbers Ever Broke into My House and Searched for Money, I’d Just Laugh and Search with Them

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12. A True Best Friend is One Who Immediately Clears Your Search History After You Die

See also Death, Internet.

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13. I Always Arrive Late at the Office, but I Make Up for It by Leaving Early

See also Lazy, Office, Work.

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14. Oy, With the Poodles Already

See also Gilmore Girls.

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15. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

See also Pants, Scatological.

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16. Cats These Days…

My cat peed on me. 😕 See also Cats.

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17. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

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18. The World Would be a Better Place Without Me, Which is Why I Must Keep Living

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19. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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20. I Before E Except After C

Eight, neighbor, eighty, weight, vein, veil. I ❤️ English. See also Grammar.

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