Funny Sayings

41. I before E except…

When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.

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42. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Don’t Know How to Rhyme, So Hurt Me Bro

Edgar Allen Poe minus the Edgar Allen Poe. See also Poetry.

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43. A Watched Game Never Loads

See also Video Games.

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44. Roses are red, that fact is true; violets are violet, not freaking blue.

See also Poetry.

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45. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

See also Literature.

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46. An App a Day Takes Your Hours Away

See also Technology.

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47. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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48. An Apple Phone a Year Makes Your Money Disappear

See also Money, Technology.

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49. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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50. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they will never meet.

See also Math.

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