15 Entries Tagged “Texas”

Funny Sayings

1. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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Funny Names

2. Larry Secede Kilgore

A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.

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3. Charity Beaver

Real name. See also Texas.

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Funny Phrases

4. Det Var Helt Texas

How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.

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Funny People

5. Temoc

Mascot of the University of Texas at Dallas. His name is just "Comet" spelled backwards, and on top of that, he's downright creepy. See also Texas.

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Funny Places

6. Latex, Texas

A town on the border between Louisiana and Texas, a few miles southeast from the town of Uncertain, TX. See also Portmanteau, Texas.

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Funny Jobs

7. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

8. Uncertain, Texas

See also Texas.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Chicken Fried Chicken

You don't say. See also Redundant, Texas.

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Funny Foods

10. Cheeseburger Without Cheese

In the '80's there was a restaurant in Austin, Texas that served only cheeseburgers. You had to pay 50 cents extra to get your cheeseburger without cheese. See also 80's, Texas.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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