13 Entries Tagged “Doctors”

1. Why Did the Doctor Bring a Ladder to Work?

Because he could not reach the top shelf. See also Doctors.

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2. Surgeon

Literally stabbing people to health. See also Doctors.

Added by MXpetrichor on August 21, 2023| 6 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3. You Look Like the Type of Person to Cancel a Doctor’s Appointment Because You’re Sick

4. Hearty Starty

Also known as a defibrillator. See also Doctors, Medicine.

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5. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2021| 4 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Medical students’ syndrome is a temporary, hypochondria-like mental condition that strikes medical students, causing them to believe that they are suffering from the diseases that they’re studying. See also Doctors.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2019| 8 Comments | 119 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

8. Isn't Surgery Just...

...stabbing someone to life? See also Doctors.

Added by mom on December 5, 2018| 7 Comments | 200 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

Funny Places

10. McDonald's in a Hospital

After you go in for a quadruple bypass, go for yet another greasy Big Mac. See also Doctors, Fast Food.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2017| 9 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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