6 Entries Tagged “Bible”
Funny Quotes
1. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”
―G.K. Chesterton See also Bible, Religion.
Funny Observations
2. Adam and Eve Were the First People to Not Agree with the Apple Terms and Conditions
See also Bible, Computers.
Funny Sayings
3. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
See also Bible.
Funny TV Shows
4. Flying House
An inventor builds a time-traveling house enabling him to encounter people and events from the Bible. Also, there is a robot butler. See also Bible, Cartoons.
Funny Names
6. Booz
Another name from the Old Teastament. He begets someone and is never seen again. See also Bible.