Funny Observations
Funny Observations
61. Mosquitoes are That Level One Enemy That Has No Health
Dnd there’s a ton of them. See also Video Games.
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62. Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we finally expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.
See also Plants.
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63. The Existence of Watermelon Can Only Mean There’s an Earthmelon, Firemelon, and Airmelon
These are the elemelons. See also Avatar.
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64. We’re All God’s Neopets, and He Forgot the Password
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65. Black Underwear and Bras are Essentially Censor Bars
See also Lingerie, Sophomoric, Underwear.
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66. Read and lead rhyme and so do read and lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme and neither do read and lead.
See also English.
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67. Ice Cubes Swim in Their Blood
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68. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.
And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.
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69. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore
Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.
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70. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.
Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.