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91. Every Second I Break My Record for Living…

See also Life.

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92. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

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93. A Mirror Can't Break; It Only Multiplies

See also Mirrors.

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94. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks

So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.

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95. Inflammable is its Own Antonym

It means both flammable and not flammable. See also Grammar.

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96. Having a child is like having a broke best friend.

See also Parents.

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97. The Name “Patrick” is Two Names Combined in One

See also Irish.

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98. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood

See also Dark, Trees.

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99. School is the Worst Job

I don't get paid enough for this rubbish. See also Schools.

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100. If You Stare at Nothing Long Enough, Others Will Gather Around and Stare at Nothing with You

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