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131. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.

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132. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.

Go robbers. See also Crime.

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133. A caterpillar isn't a “cat” or an “er” or a “pillar,” but if you think about it, it does make sense.

Cats are a living organism and pillars are long and the “er” doesn't really make sense, just like a caterpillar. See also Insects.

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134. Disney Characters Are Confusing

Mickey and Minnie are mice but they treat Pete the cat like a friend. Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why isn't Pluto like Goofy or Goofy like Pluto? See also Cartoons.

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135. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO

Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.

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136. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

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137. Abbreviate Neil Armstrong’s Name to Neil A, and then Read It Backwards

Coincidence? I THINK NOT. See also Aliens, Space.

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138. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job

See also Work.

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139. The Word "Bed" Looks Like a Bed

See also Furniture.

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140. The Stomach Thinks All Potatoes Are Mashed

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