Funny Observations

Funny Observations

131. You will never be able to lick your elbow.

See also Body.

Added by FunnyriousPoet on January 29, 2021| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

132. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

See also Comics.

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Funny Observations

133. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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134. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

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135. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow and tomorrow’s yesterday.

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Added by a Guest on January 8, 2021| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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Funny Observations

136. The age ratio between two people always gets smaller…

But never flips. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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137. Cats are smarter than humans. They don’t need to be taught to use the bathroom.

See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on December 26, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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138. When Beethoven was my age he’d been dead five years.

See also Music.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 25, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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139. Water is like a plant. If you water it, it grows.

See also Water.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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140. November 2000 was the last time all humans were on Earth.

Ever since there has always been at least one person on the International Space Station. See also Space.

Added by nothuman on December 16, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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