Funny Observations

Funny Observations

171. Rivers Are Just Fish Roads

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172. Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?

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173. You Can Put Anything in a Person's Hand While They Are Making a Phone Call

Try this one. It works.

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174. Dying of Old Age is Just Dying of Not Dying

See also Death.

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175. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose

(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.

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176. Technically Your Car Keys Have Travelled Further than Your Car

See also Cars.

Added by ash.dubstep on March 31, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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177. Volleyball is Just Professional Hot Potato

Credit goes to my friends. See also Sports.

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178. Every Time You Paint a Room, the Room Gets Smaller

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179. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.

Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?

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180. We Make Pizzas Round then Put Them in Square Boxes and Cut Them into Triangles

See also Pizza.

Added by a Guest on March 30, 2020| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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