Funny Observations
Funny Observations
201. Hearing a Crunch While Eating a Non-crunchy Food is One of the Most Horrifying Things That Can Happen
And viceversa. If my chips went silent I would die. See also Snacks.
Funny Observations
202. I Think Donald Trump Spends More Time Tweeting than Doing His Actual Job
See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny Observations
203. You’ve Only Ever Seen Yourself as a Reflection or in Photos
I saw this on a video by the YouTuber Kyutie!
Funny Observations
205. I Have Reached the Age of Believability
Ever since I passed 50, people younger (especially under 30) actually believe what I say... Paul McCartney wrote songs for me when we were dating... when I dated Eric Clapton all he did was talk about himself. Just LOVE their faces as I speak...
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny observation.
Funny Observations
206. Doesn’t Expecting the Unexpected Make the Unexpected Expected?
Funny Observations
207. If You Kill a Killer, the Amount of Killers in the World Stays the Same
See also Death.
Funny Observations
208. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A
New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.
Funny Observations
209. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island
It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.