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161. “I will be contacting my lawyer” is the adult version of “I'm telling my mom.”

Makes you think of Trump, doesn’t it? See also Lawyers.

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162. The Average Number of Skeletons Inside the Human Body is Greater than One

It sounds creepy until you realize that the major contributor to that statistic is pregnancy.

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163. There Are More Planes in the Ocean than Submarines in the Sky

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164. You Are Never More than 6 Feet Away from a Spider

See also Spiders.

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165. Elevators Are Teleporters to Dogs

See also Dogs, Pets.

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166. Every Time the Dentist Tells You to Bite Down, You're Really Biting Up

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167. Pants Are Just Long-Sleeve Shorts

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168. Apple: All Emojis Have to be Useful

Also Apple: 🔛 See also Computers, Internet.

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169. It Takes Longer to Say "WWW" than to Say "World Wide Web"

See also Internet.

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170. The Average Age of a 12-Year-Old is 12.5 Years Old

Think about it. See also Math.

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