Funny Observations

You Are Never More than 6 Feet Away from a Spider

See also Spiders.

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Added by a Guest on April 20, 2020 | You Like This |

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I like Potatos

Renardo on April 23, 2020

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why did you have to tell me that

no just no on April 24, 2020

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I strongly dislike you

Mysterious on April 24, 2020

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Well I mean if you're six feet away then the spider can't give you corona virus

KingSkyler! on May 1, 2020

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this is not inherently funny. this is extremely distressing. how dare you.

pathetic mortal scum on July 3, 2020

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huh...

this comment was made on September 21, 2020

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If this website had a dislike button, I assure you, we'll have a new world record holder.

JustA19YearOld on October 22, 2020

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This just is not true. (skydiving, space, or clean buildings, etc... just think about it...)

G on October 23, 2020

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why is there always a random comment for the first comment?

go_POOF! on November 6, 2020

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It's because spiders have 8 feet and you have 2, so 6 feet away. Arachnophobes relax.

DisguisedToast on January 4, 2021

Brian

@DisguisedToast Thank you. I finally get it.

Brian on January 9, 2021

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i only have one leg.

rarr on June 2, 2021

Yeetaleetthesecond

Oh, I had to look at the comments to understand this, lmao.

Yeetaleetthesecond on October 22, 2021

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SCP-027 would like to know your location

The Rewind Man on January 13, 2022

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Unless you have 3 legs

Sp on July 17, 2022

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