Funny Observations

151. If you miss someone’s funeral, they won’t care.

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Funny Observations

152. You will never be able to lick your elbow.

See also Body.

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153. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

See also Comics.

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154. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

See also Sleep.

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155. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

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156. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow and tomorrow’s yesterday.

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157. The age ratio between two people always gets smaller…

But never flips. See also Math.

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158. Cats are smarter than humans. They don’t need to be taught to use the bathroom.

See also Cats.

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159. When Beethoven was my age he’d been dead five years.

See also Music.

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160. Water is like a plant. If you water it, it grows.

See also Water.

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