Funny Observations
Funny Observations
211. Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?
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212. You Can Put Anything in a Person's Hand While They Are Making a Phone Call
Try this one. It works.
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214. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose
(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.
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215. Technically Your Car Keys Have Travelled Further than Your Car
See also Cars.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny observation.
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216. Volleyball is Just Professional Hot Potato
Credit goes to my friends. See also Sports.
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217. Every Time You Paint a Room, the Room Gets Smaller
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218. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.
Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?
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219. We Make Pizzas Round then Put Them in Square Boxes and Cut Them into Triangles
See also Pizza.
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220. You Can't Move Your Top Teeth
And now I bet you're trying it. See also Teeth.