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11. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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12. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

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13. You Would Get in the Ocean if There Was a Dead Body Floating out There Somewhere, but You Wouldn’t Dare Get in a Pool with a Corpse

Ratios and expectations.

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14. Yogurt: It’s like swallowing a dead rat. Whole.

See also Dairy.

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15. Was was was before was was is.

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16. A Recent Study Has Found That Loss of Fertility is Heredity

If your parents did not have any children, then you would would not have children either.

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17. Firetrucks Are Actually Water Trucks

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18. The Piggy in “This Little Piggy Went to Market” Wasn't Going Shopping

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19. If You Find the Most Hidden Hiding Spot You Did Not Find the Most Hidden Hiding Spot

And if you did not find the worst hiding spot it is not the worst hiding spot.

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20. Math is Blue, Science is Green, English is Yellow, and History is Brown

Change my mind. See also Schools.

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