Funny Anti-Jokes

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41. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

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42. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To escape the farm that has been killing his family for generations. See also Chickens, Dark.

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43. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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44. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

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45. Imagine you're in an infinite room with no doors, no windows, and nowhere to go. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Added by flypie on August 30, 2021| 17 Comments | You Like This |

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46. What Do You Call a Dog on a Really Hot Day?

Inside. See also Dogs.

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47. She told me to come over because no one was home.

So I went over, and no one was home.

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48. An anti-vaxxer, a flat-earther, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar.

Then she orders a drink.

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49. Why Were the Two Lawyers Arguing?

It’s their job. See also Lawyers.

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50. What Do You Call a Rock That Cooks?

Dwayne Johnson. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2021| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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