11 Entries Tagged “Trees”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Tree Hair

Also known as leaves. See also Hair, Trees.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 17, 2022| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood

See also Dark, Trees.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2021| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

4. If trees were sentient, they’d make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

See also Dark, Trees.

Added by cloelius on April 21, 2021| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?

Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.

Added by SoggyIceCreamSock on April 8, 2021| 31 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

6. You're So Unfunny That a Tree is More of a Comedian

See also Trees.

Added by a Guest on September 28, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Does a Tree and a Dog Have in Common?

Bark. See also Dogs, Trees.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

8. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia

The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. What Do You Call a Tree Without a Coat

A tree. See also Trees.

Added by a Guest on August 30, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

10. Nyctohylophobia

If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.

Added by a Guest on June 4, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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