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If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood

See also Dark, Trees.

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Wheet

bruh you copied this from cloelius. shame

Wheet on May 26, 2021

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definitely

dfa on May 26, 2021

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Scary…

Ima potatoe on May 26, 2021

Yeetaleet

Bruh. Dis man be plagarizing.

Yeetaleet on May 27, 2021

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I hate to tell this person that trees are alive, just not sentient

.. on May 28, 2021

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True but I think they meant "alive" in a different way, like able to have feet and stuff to move around like we do or whatever idk

Hi123 on June 23, 2021

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trees are actually alive lmao

butt000000000 on July 2, 2021

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yo bro wo got you crying like that like? this-.

ur mom on October 5, 2021

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trees *are* alive. they're simply not animals- animals have blood, flesh, and bones. insects are also alive and have hemolymph, striated muscles, and chitin... amoebas are also alive and have no such things at all. ...in contrast, trees have chlorophyll, sap, bark, sapwood, and heartwood. just because a thing is different, does not mean its life is not equally valid.

Lycos on February 27, 2022

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trees are alive. They follow all of the requirements: MRS GREN. I think that sentience is what you are talking about but groot literallly never killed anyone to make furniture

nova on March 31, 2022

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this person should go back to 1st grade

skjshdlkawisdsjikfbksiheo on February 16, 2023

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you copied cloelius but with different wording. Also, trees ARE alive, just not sentient, sooo

nah bro literally copied on November 9, 2024

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