Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
4. Women Are Like Strawberries; Sometimes They’re in Grocery Stores
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny anti-joke.
Funny Anti-Jokes
6. What Do a Helicopter and a Refrigerator Have in Common?
Neither of them are a banana.
Funny Anti-Jokes
7. Why Did the Doctor Bring a Ladder to Work?
Because he could not reach the top shelf. See also Doctors.
Funny Anti-Jokes
8. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”
Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.
Funny Anti-Jokes
9. A Wendigo Walks into a Bar
You are sat at the bar.
“Woah, is that a wendigo?” you ask, incredulous.
Turns out its not a wendigo but your friend, Steve.
Ah, Steve.
Funny Anti-Jokes
10. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?
Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.