Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Food Do Crabs Hate?

Crab cake. See also Seafood.

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2. Our Brain Skips the Second “the”.

Read it again. I just wasted your time.

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3. What’s Red and Not There?

No strawberries.

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4. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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5. Women Are Like Strawberries; Sometimes They’re in Grocery Stores

See also Fruits, Women.

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6. What Causes Dry Skin?

A towel.

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7. What Do a Helicopter and a Refrigerator Have in Common?

Neither of them are a banana.

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8. Why Did the Doctor Bring a Ladder to Work?

Because he could not reach the top shelf. See also Doctors.

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9. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”

Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.

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10. A Wendigo Walks into a Bar

You are sat at the bar.

“Woah, is that a wendigo?” you ask, incredulous.

Turns out its not a wendigo but your friend, Steve.

Ah, Steve.

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