Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

81. What do you call a joke that’s not funny?

A sentence.

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82. What Do You Call a Cat with Two Heads?

Dead and in a museum. See also Cats.

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83. And so I said “That’s not a camel, that’s my wife!”

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84. What Do You Call a Small Frying Pan?

A teaspoon. See also Kitchen.

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85. What can’t go down a chimney, but can go up a chimney?

Santa Claus. Ever notice how he always struggles to get down the chimney, but when it’s time to leave, whoosh, he’s back on the roof? See also Christmas.

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86. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

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87. What do you call a robot that drinks water?

Rusty. See also Sad.

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88. Why Didn't the Ghost Go to the Dance Party?

Because he was shy and didn't want to interfere with people's lives.

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89. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

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90. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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