Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

81. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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82. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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83. Here's One for You: 1

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84. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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85. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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86. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

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87. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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88. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man

For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

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89. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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90. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

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