Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

131. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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132. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

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133. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

Added by sybyr on November 8, 2018| Comment | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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134. I Got a New Boomerang Recently, but I'm Having Trouble Throwing Away My Old One

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135. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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136. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

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137. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

Added by jerryfromsubway on August 29, 2018| 10 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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138. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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139. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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140. What Do You Call a Guy Wearing High-heels?

By his name.

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