Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

161. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

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162. What Do a Cat and Mount Everest Have in Common?

Both are part of this joke.

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163. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

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164. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?

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165. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

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166. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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167. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.

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168. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?

He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.

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169. Yo Mama's So Old

She might die soon.

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170. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

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