Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

161. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

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162. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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163. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.

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164. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?

He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.

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165. Yo Mama's So Old

She might die soon.

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166. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

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167. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?

They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.

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168. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?

They don't have phones. See also Dogs.

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169. A Man Had Three Sons Named Brick, Tree, and Lamp.

And they all got bullied for having stupid names.

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170. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?

A monstrosity. See also Cats.

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