Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

211. Why Was the Lone Ranger Buried on the Side of the Hill?

Because he was dead.

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212. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?

Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.

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213. What's More Dangerous than Running with Scissors?

Falling on them.

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214. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

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215. What is Red and is Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

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216. I Was Born at an Incredibly Young Age

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217. Why Did the Tooth Fairy Not Take the Tooth?

Because she doesn't exist.

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218. Friends Are Like Wings...

I don't have them.

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219. Why Didn't the Astronaut Cross the Road?

He wasn't on the planet. See also Astronauts, Space.

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220. Yo Mama So Short She's Under Four Feet Tall

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