Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

211. I Was Born at an Incredibly Young Age

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212. Why Did the Tooth Fairy Not Take the Tooth?

Because she doesn't exist.

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213. Friends Are Like Wings...

I don't have them.

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214. Why Didn't the Astronaut Cross the Road?

He wasn't on the planet. See also Astronauts, Space.

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215. Yo Mama So Short She's Under Four Feet Tall

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216. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?

It's really hard for him to walk now.

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217. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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218. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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219. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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220. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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