Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

231. What is Green, Has Six Legs, and Would Kill You if It Fell out of a Tree?

A pool table.

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232. Why Can't Donald Trump Draw a Perfect Circle?

Because it is impossible for a human to draw a perfect circle. See also Politics, Presidents.

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233. What Do You Call a Giraffe with a Short Neck?

A giraffe. What else would you call it?

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234. Why Was the Lone Ranger Buried on the Side of the Hill?

Because he was dead.

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235. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?

Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.

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236. What's More Dangerous than Running with Scissors?

Falling on them.

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237. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

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238. What is Red and is Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

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239. I Was Born at an Incredibly Young Age

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240. Why Did the Tooth Fairy Not Take the Tooth?

Because she doesn't exist.

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