Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

221. Friends Are Like Wings...

I don't have them.

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222. Why Didn't the Astronaut Cross the Road?

He wasn't on the planet. See also Astronauts, Space.

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223. Yo Mama So Short She's Under Four Feet Tall

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224. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?

It's really hard for him to walk now.

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225. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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226. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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227. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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228. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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229. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

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230. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

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