Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

221. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?

It's really hard for him to walk now.

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222. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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223. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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224. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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225. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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226. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

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227. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

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228. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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229. The "No Soap Radio" Joke

An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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230. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on December 7, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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