Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

221. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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222. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

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223. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

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224. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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225. The "No Soap Radio" Joke

An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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226. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

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227. What Ended After 1987?

1986. See also Years.

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228. What Do Sleeping Beauty and Snow White Have in Common?

They both were in comas. See also Fairytales.

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229. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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230. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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