Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

261. What Did Woody Say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 18, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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262. What Did One Japanese Man Say to Another?

I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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263. Why Was Bob Sad?

Because he lost all his money.

Added by XRIP on March 22, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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264. The Last Thing My Father Said Before Kicking the Bucket

"I wonder how far this bucket will go when I kick it?"

Added by TurtleGirlGamer on March 4, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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265. Why Can't the Blonde Call His Friends?

Because his parents say he's to young to have a phone.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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266. How Do You Get a Nun Pregnant?

Same way as anyone else.

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267. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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268. What Did the Lawyer Say to the Other Lawyer?

We're both lawyers. See also Lawyers.

Added by Magicari123 on January 26, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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269. Why Did the Dinosaur Say Hi to the Little Girl?

Because he was being polite. See also Dinosaurs, Etiquette.

Added by LivieBellie on January 13, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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270. What Do You Call the Person That Graduated at the Bottom of Their Class in Medical School?

Doctor.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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