Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

281. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

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282. What Did the Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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283. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet?

A snake, stupid.

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284. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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285. What's Red and Smells Like Blue Paint?

Red paint.

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286. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?

Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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287. What Happened when the Horse Walked into the Bar?

Seeing the danger in the situation, several people got up. See also Horses.

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288. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?

Nothing. They can't breed.

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289. How Many People Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

One.

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290. What Did the Shoe Say to the Sock?

Nothing. Neither are sentient.

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