Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

281. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?

Nothing. They can't breed.

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282. How Many People Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

One.

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283. What Did the Shoe Say to the Sock?

Nothing. Neither are sentient.

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284. What Do You Call a Blonde on the Moon?

An astronaut. See also Space.

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285. How Do You Make a Plumber Sad?

Break into his house and steal his TV.

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286. Why Was Six Afraid of Seven?

Because prison changes people. See also Numbers.

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287. What's Red and Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

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288. How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga?

Set an alarm to a reasonable hour. See also Celebrities, Singers.

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289. A Raccoon Walked into a Bar. Several People Left Because They Saw the Potential Danger in the Situation.

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290. Yo Mama So Fat, She Should be Concerned Because Diabetes is a Serious Issue

That's right, I said it.

Added by lolzor on October 7, 2015| 7 Comments | 75 people like this You Like This | Unlike