Funny Anti-Jokes

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241. Why Didn't the Mouse Fit Through the Hole?

He was riding a tractor.

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242. Can You Jump Higher than a Mountain?

Everyone can jump higher than a mountain. Mountains can't jump.

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243. What Happens when a Witch Meets an Wizard?

Nothing. Neither exists. See also Magic.

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244. Why Can't You See Elephants Hiding in Trees?

Because they're really good at it. See also Elephants.

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245. What is Green, Red, Blue, Yellow, Purple and Orange?

Colours.

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246. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

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247. Why Can't You Hear a Dinosaur Go to the Bathroom?

The dinosaurs are all dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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248. What's the Difference Between Ignorance and Apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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249. What Did the German Man Say to the German Woman?

Hallo, wie geht es dir? See also German.

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250. What Did One Stranger Say to the Other Stranger?

Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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