27 Entries Tagged “Holidays”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also Dogs, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

3. Cheap Chocolate Day

Also known as February 15th. See also Chocolate, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the South, the AC was running. We live in the South.

See also Christmas, Holidays, Southern.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. Barfkin

A jack-o-lantern throwing up, using the seeds as vomit. See also Holidays, Vomit.

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Giving Your Kids an Avocado for Christmas

Teach them a lesson, and maybe give them a real present after. See also Christmas, Holidays.

Added by ToryLOVE on February 18, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

8. Pepnog

Half a glass of Pepsi mixed with eggnog. See also Holidays.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

9. May the 4th Be With You

And that's why we celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4th. See also Holidays.

Added by a Guest on May 5, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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