27 Entries Tagged “Holidays”
Funny Phrases
13. It's a Christmas Miracle!
Best said any day but Christmas. See also Christmas, Holidays.
Funny Places
14. Punxsutawney, PA
Silly sounding nameand the home of Groundhog Day! See also Holidays.
Funny Things to Do
15. Riding a Sled Down the Stairs
It seems like a good idea because it is a good idea. See also Holidays.
Funny Things
16. Valborg
A Swedish holiday to celebrate the coming of spring and a day for everyone to get smashed and light things on fire. See also Holidays, Swedish.
Funny People
17. Krampus, Santa's Sinister Sidekick
In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.
Funny Things to Do
18. Wrapping-Up Household Items and Putting Them Under The Christmas Tree
It's best to put "From Santa" on the TV Remote that you cleverly wrapped 2 weeks ago, in fear of the obvious repercussions. See also Holidays, Pranks.
Funny Dances
19. The Peanuts Christmas Dance
Come on. We all can admit to doing this dance at least once in our life. It's a classic. See also Comics, Holidays.
Funny Things
20. Office Holiday Decoration Safety Guidelines
Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.