Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

251. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

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252. Why Can't You Hear a Dinosaur Go to the Bathroom?

The dinosaurs are all dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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253. What's the Difference Between Ignorance and Apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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254. What Did the German Man Say to the German Woman?

Hallo, wie geht es dir? See also German.

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255. What Did One Stranger Say to the Other Stranger?

Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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256. Why Didn't the Time Machine Work?

Because the concept of a time machine breaks several laws of physics. See also Science.

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257. What Did One French Guy Say to the Other French Guy?

My name is also Guy. See also French.

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258. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

One can be eaten with a fork.

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259. Did You Hear the One About the Cheese That Wrote Poetry?

Neither did I.

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260. Why Do Kangaroos Jump?

Because that's how they evolved.

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