Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

251. What Did One Stranger Say to the Other Stranger?

Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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252. Why Didn't the Time Machine Work?

Because the concept of a time machine breaks several laws of physics. See also Science.

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253. What Did One French Guy Say to the Other French Guy?

My name is also Guy. See also French.

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254. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

One can be eaten with a fork.

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255. Did You Hear the One About the Cheese That Wrote Poetry?

Neither did I.

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256. Why Do Kangaroos Jump?

Because that's how they evolved.

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257. What Do You Call a Blind Cow?

A blind cow.

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258. How Do You Confuse an Idiot?

With a difficult mental task.

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259. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 29, 2016| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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260. Why Isn't Helen Keller a Good Driver?

Because she's dead.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 25, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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