Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

191. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?

A monstrosity. See also Cats.

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192. What Do You Get when You Cross a Knock-knock Joke with a Rhetorical Question?

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193. Where Was the Constitution Signed?

At the bottom.

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194. What Do You Call a Tree Without a Coat

A tree. See also Trees.

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195. What Do Monkeys Eat for Breakfast?

Not cake.

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196. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?

Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.

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197. What is a Word That Starts with W.

Correct. See also Grammar.

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198. What Do You Get when You Mix a Goat and a Sheep?

A Geep.

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199. How Did the Farmer Fix His Jeans?

He didn't. He just bought new ones. See also Farming.

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200. What is Grey and Can't Fly?

A parking lot.

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