Funny Anti-Jokes

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151. What's the Best Thing About Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. See also Flags, Switzerland.

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152. What Do You Call a Man with a Phone?

Normal.

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153. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

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154. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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155. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

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156. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

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157. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

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158. What Do You Call a Person Who Has No Friends?

Lonely.

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159. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

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160. What is the Hardest Thing on Earth?

Paper wrist bands.

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