Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

101. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities

This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.

Added by liyana on December 5, 2019| 25 Comments | You Like This |

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102. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?

Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.

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103. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?

Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.

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104. What Do You Call Darth Vader with a Cape?

Darth Vader. See also Star Wars.

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105. Wanna Hear a Word I Just Made Up?

Plagiarism.

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106. What Has Two Thumbs and Walks?

Most people.

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107. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.

True fact.

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108. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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109. What's Blue and White and Sits in a Tree?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket.

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110. What Do You Call a Cow Without Any Legs?

Sad. See also Farming.

Added by emoturkeyass1102 on July 2, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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